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[WEBS]

I was gonna type 'em all up, but its too long. Just Go Here

Enjoy yall n' no offince to ya if ya a rednick

[Xilenx]

You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

That's not a hick joke, thats a "The Man Show" joke.

[BKBuffyGurl]

I personally like this one:

Your whole family is Democrats
except little Mary.
She lernt to readin'.

[Xilenx]

that's becuz you ar an republikan

us dimocrats reazss fine.

[WEBS]

One of my favorites is: You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

Thats just hilarious.

Another good one, which I heard on TV is:
You know you're a redneck if you work outside without your shirt on...and so does your husband.

But this one is my all time favorite:

The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.

edit* I also like this one:

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

[Prezmet]

I like those jokes too. I remember Jeff Foxworthy used to tell a lot of jokes like that.

[StrongBad]

i got a few. you know your a redneck when....

Your family tree doesn't fork
There's a scandal when your cousin mary marries outside the family
you think australia is a city in the west (true story)

:twisted:

[Prezmet]

Your family tree doesn't fork... lol.