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[WEBS]

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are stranded on an island. Six miles away they see land. The brunette swims 3 miles and then says "OMG I'm too tired" and she drowns. The redhead swims 3 miles and then says "OMG I'm too tired" and she also drowns. The blond swims 3 miles and says "OMG I'm too tired" and swims back.

[Prezmet]

lol
I guess we all saw that one coming.

[LeonM]

Becuase we heard it a loooooong time ago. :wink:

[Mag1cSpic]

There was this blond, that she was so stupid (kinda like ms lorca), that one day she missed the 44 bus, so she took the 22 twice
(ok I dont think that wasn't as funny as the first time i heard it)

Here's another: Maybe it's better -
One day a blonde was driving down to JFK Airport on the Grand Central Parkway, as she got closer to the airport she started reading the signs that say 'AIRPORT LEFT' so she turned around and went home

[Annoyingpest]

There was a brunette and a blond walking down the street when....

Brunette: Look! There's a dead bird.
Blond: *looks around at the sky* Where?!?

[Neo]

[danil2fast4u]

very nice....did you do that urself though?

[Neo]

Nope, but I thought it was worth sharing anyway.

[z2z007]

Hey at least it isn't Microsoft Works for Blondes! I wonder what that would be like.

[WEBS]

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There was a brunette and a blond walking down the street when....

Brunette: Look! There's a dead bird.
Blond: *looks around at the sky* Where?!?

lmao!! Hilarious!

[WEBS]

Ok I got another joke.

A blond and a brunette both fell from the roof of a skys!@#$er at the same exact time. Which one hits the floor first?
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The brunette, because the blond stops to ask for directions.

[LeonM]

That's not funny, in fact it just makes the teller look like a dumbass, no offense meant. Also, try not to serial post.

[Prezmet]

And its just plain mean...

[Neo]

I thought we could make jokes about anything? I dunno though, I'm having mixed feelings about this now. :?

[LeonM]

We could, I just thought it wasnt funny. I don't care if it offends anyone.

[Prezmet]

Because the feelings of others just get in the way... Not that I'm one to speak.

[StrongBad]

alright here's a few

there's a mirror in a bar that if you tell it a lie, you'll disappear forever
so a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are in the bar
the brunette goes up to the mirror and says "i think i'm the most beautiful woman alive" she disappears forever
the redhead goes to the mirror "i think i'm the sexiest woman alive"
she disappears forever
the blonde goes up she says "I think..."
and disappears forever

A blonde just finishes reading about ice fishing and decides to go do it, so she goes to the ice and starts cutting a hole, suddenly a booming voice say "there are no fish under the ice." so the blonde gets up and goes to another spot and tries to cut a hole when the voice says"there are no fish under the ice." so the blonde gets mad and goes to the center and starts cutting a hole, again the voice says"there are no fish under the ice"
so the blonde says "god, is that you?" "no its the manager of the ice rink"
more later

[Prezmet]

Those are pretty funny. I wonder who started the stereotype of blonds being dumb...

[angelicprincess104]

brunettes :wink:

[StrongBad]

alright i'm back,
A blonde, a brunette and a guy were in a pickup truck, the blonde sat in the back. As they were crossing a bridge, the guy lost control and the truck crashed into the water, the brunette and the guy struggled for some time to open the doors, finally they managed to escape and surfaced near shore, looking around they failed to see the blonde until a short time later the blonde surfaced from the water, "what happened?" asked the guy, "i can't believe you guys left me down there." said the blonde " it took me forever to get the tailgate open."

A guy decides to prove once and for all that blondes are not dumb so he gathers a bunch of blondes in one place to ask them a few questions, he gets one blonde and asks her "whats 3+3?" "um, ah, ah 4?" says the blonde. "no i'm sorry that's not correct." the other blondes say "give her another chance! give her another chance!" the guy says "ok i'll give you another, what's 2+2?" "uh, ah, ah, 7?" the guy says "no i'm sorry that's not correct." the other blondes say "Give her another chance! give her another chance!" the guy says "ok last time, what is 1+1?" "um, ah, ah, 2?" "give her another chance!, give her another chance!" :twisted: