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[Devils_Advocate]

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First it's given that girls require time and money:

Girls=Time × Money

And we all know that “time is money”:

Time= Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money × Money = (Money)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”:

Money = The square root of Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (The square root of Evil )²

From which we conclude:

Girls = Evil

Written by W.C.

[BKBuffyGurl]

Well I guess when you say it like that.

But still we wouldn't have to be "evil" if boys weren't so darn stupid.

[Xilenx]

We wouldn't be so damn stupid if women we're so damn evil.

[BKBuffyGurl]

Ok I've got a question aimed at the boys. Why are ya'll so darned oblivious all the time? I just really would like to know.

[WEBS]

Oblivious to what?

[Xilenx]

Because women are concepts that nobody understands? Including other women?

[BKBuffyGurl]

To the whole world around you. Like fur real. Girls aren't all that hard to understand we make perfect sense. Guys are just too far into their own worlds to notice anything else.

[LeonM]

Or is the opposite true? The only wise man is one who doesn't try to understand women, and the only wise woman is one who doesn't try to understand men, but each still coexist without the childish bantering of not being understood.

I don't want to know why the hell a woman does what she does, everyone is entitled to take actions and it does not need to be justified in the eyes of the opposite sex.

The mainstream idea is that men are from mars and women are from venus, I want to slap whoever first said that becuase he should have just said "Men and Women are humans"

So quit yer !@#$in about guys not understanding you becuase in all honesty we don't give a dren, and neither should you.

[Neo]

I have about a million other things to do, so I'll get straight to the point...

BKBuffyGurl,

You are an idiot. In fact, to find another human nearly as incompetent as you are would be a remarkable accomplishment worthy of being immortalized in the Guinness Book of Records. While your failure to grasp a concept so simple as the fact that this is a humor forum is enough to merit this verbal assault, your hypocritical commentary is just asking for a hammer to the head.

Your first mistake was that you couldn't make up your mind about what it is you wanted to discuss. Your first comment, which states that boys are "so darn stupid" does not connect well with your second comment about how guys are "so darned oblivious." If your IQ happened to be in the double-digits, then maybe, just maybe, this would be a topic for you to be arguing about. However, seeing how your level of intelligence is unquestionably eclipsed by that of the average field mouse, I must inform you that being stupid and being oblivious are not the same thing.

Secondly, you are a sick, pathetic, scum-sucking hypocrite. How so you ask? When asking "a question aimed at the boys" about why they are "so darned oblivious all the time," you yourself are being oblivious. This is the result of your implicit allegation that all boys are oblivious, which of course cannot be true since diversity, especially in the way we think, is an irrefutable part of human nature. Perhaps if you weren't...how you put it...too far into your own world (or, as I would put it, didn't have your head too far up your own a**), you would have noticed this by simply observing your surroundings.

So thank you for wasting our time with your inane bull!@#$. I hope that you've enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it (see how much guys care about others?). I'll see you in hell, "like fur real."

Moderator's note: This user was warned for trying to start a flame war. Anyone trying to continue it will be rewarded with warnings as well
Yours Truly,
-LeonM

[BKBuffyGurl]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow I feel like Na'eem.
Oh goodness sir I don't even know what to say to that. Geez we're all just having a nice little conversation and you come in with all of this anger. My goodness. Sweetie who hurt you to make you so bitter. Were you bottle fed? Huh was that it. It's ok let it alll out.
I'm truly sorry sir if I offended you in any way, but I thought that we weren't allowed to personally attack people. Geez, I didn't know that I was a sick, pathetic, scum-sucking hypocrite. Hmmm learn something new everyday. You should come by Poleshuck tomorrow cuz I think that someone needs a hu-ug.

[Xilenx]

The world is full of anger and hatred! Somebody make it stop!!

Anyway, theres no point in this huge flame post thing. Besides, we already know the equation is true.

[BKBuffyGurl]

I agree why can't we all just get along.
And yeah it does seem pretty true.

[wretched]

somebody put that up in mr. tao's blackboard last year....

[bluegrn]

wow that's kinda deep, but you know, the "article" is too sterotipical, I mean, I agree some girls are kinda, how do I put this is one word, ahh yes, !@#$ed-up, but come on, not all girls are like that.

Note that I said "some" girls, meaning not many girls. The only reason everyone think that it seems to apply to all girls is because that certain percentage of girls stand out, mainly due to their lack of self control, etc. Ok , I'm not making any sense, so I'm gonna leave this at that.

[Prezmet]

I actually can't stop laughing. I don't know what it is. I guess its that post by Neo. Although it was rude, immature, completely uncalled for, disgusting, represhensible, and just downright mean, it was funny. I really can't stop laughing. I guess I just have this way of respecting those that can put together superflously verbage insults that have ring of humor. Its a skill I have long sought to master and I compliment Neo on his success. Although I do disagree with your post and I do think that it represents everything wrong with the world... well, not everything. The fact is it was funny, and for that and that alone, Neo, I do salute you.

[Neo]

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This was sent in as an article submission by Special.

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First it's given that girls require time and money:

Girls=Time × Money

Of course, this is wrong from the beginning. Technically, the term "and" is an operation where values are combined, and should be mathematically represented as addition (+), not multiplication (×).

[BKBuffyGurl]

Oh wow I'm really glad that you thought that was funny Na'eem. I'm going to stop typing now before I prove Devils_Advocate right that girls are truly evil.

[Prezmet]

The argument was funny. What more can I say?

Neo, good job. You've proved his calculations wrong. So, I guess this means that girls aren't evil afterall. :roll:

[Xilenx]

What if that part was to say: while using your time, they also use your money..

There still maybe hope.

edit: me, english, bad.

[Prezmet]

That all depends on what you're hoping for.