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[danil2fast4u]

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my
sink," and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been
called a teethbrush.

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A Mississippi State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout What?"

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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Texas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock,
Arkansas, burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.

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What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
I-40.

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Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street
toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet,
one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK, Ummmmmm.....five?"

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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a
hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

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A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed
next door, telephoned the fire department, and shouted, "Hurry
over here, my house is on fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "
How do we get there?
"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

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Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18
or more?
Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator
told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I
drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

[Spices86]

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!


That was great! lolz

[Prezmet]

There's nothing funny about them at all. They were extremely offensive and you should be ashamed at yourself.

[Xilenx]

What can be humorous then? There's no point in laughing unless you can poke fun at something/someone.

[Prezmet]

Touche... (sp)