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EDIT: The title is: Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer

10 Specifications are for the weak and timid!

9 You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!

8 Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!

7 What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

6 Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.

5 Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

4 A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!

3 Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.

2 You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.

1 Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it
and let them flee like the dogs they are!

PS: Some people will probably not get all of these, so its ok if you dont

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7 What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

Ha! Serves those damn QA people right.

[Xilenx]

I don't know what a Klingon programmer is, but I still thought it was pretty funny, because I imagined a D&D guy talking hysterically.

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lol Klingons are an alien race from the tv show Star Trek.

[Xilenx]

Ahh gotcha..it kinda makes it less nerdy... I think I'll stick to my D&D explanation. More funny!

[BKBuffyGurl]

Hehe that was funny now do one in Ferengi.

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lmao Ferengi haha, I'll leave that to the guys at annoyances.org