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[DrugSummit]

Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004
#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004


#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

[dannyyboii]

Sounds stupid to me...

[Zueshero46]

heh, i saw that on torrentspy

[MaMoNy]

I personally feel that people should be ashamed if they're thinking about applying to Yale. Not to downplay the school and its achademic status or whatever. But if I were head of something and I knew I once had an incompetent member in my organization that was on the verge of running for president..I'd have a lot to say.

[z2z007]

You can hold that true with any of the Ivies. They all have done what Yale did, which is admit people that were filthy rich and whose parents donated crazy loads of money towards the college.

[Highbury-Red]

Nah, you couldn't have possibly forgotten his most famous statement:
" Do your homework, you can't lead a nation without knowing what you're talking about!"

Oh and also, besides the idea that colleges pick rich people, they pick the applicants they believe will be the most successful in life and who will donate back to the university..

[shesoledout]

so much love for the OB-GYN quote.

[Palindromic616]

If you talk about stupid things Bush said you have to include a book named after something Bush said "Is our children learning" by Paul Begala.I was cracking up for an entire week after i read this book.

[musicman]

Remember "Is our children learning?"

EDIT: I just saw that you posted the above. Oh well.

[Palindromic616]

Ooops sorry thats kinda freaky.

[aegistar]

lol all those quotes are funny and all but...

"I invented the internet" - Al Gore. That one just cracks me up everytime lol.

[anntan1989]

there was a really good one where Bush used the word "believe" like twice per sentence, and it was about a paragraph long. I tried looking it up again, but it was so long that the people cut the quote. Now it's jsut "I believe....what I believe and what I believe is right."

[tycoonboy388]

"Hey Stevie" *waves at Stevie Wonder*

Case in point, he can be pretty off.

Other example: "People like Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden just don't understand the joys of Hanukkah."

I think he finally figured out why they don't like Hanukkah: THEY HATE JEWS!

If Bush hadn't said that, I don't think I would've realized that myself.

[Palindromic616]

[quote name='tycoonboy388' date='Oct 19 2005, 07:26 PM']
"Hey Stevie" *waves at Stevie Wonder*

Case in point, he can be pretty off.

Other example: "People like Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden just don't understand the joys of Hanukkah."

I think he finally figured out why they don't like Hanukkah: THEY HATE JEWS


Tycoonboy get your thinking straight muslims dont hate jews .WE dont have the time to think about hating other people .Have you ever thought that maybe the Jews hate us.Yeah.Do your research next time.Please do not speak for other people next time!

[techie]

i think he was probably talking about the fundamentalist terrorists who hate most everyone...

[azntechguy]

Funny stuff.

As of Quote #4, which there is a video version circulating throughout the internet with the exact same speech. I've heard from people that the video was doctored though.

[islam_fm_786]

I should probably print this out and show it to one of my teachers. He would be laughing his brains out if he read this

[MovieFan]

islam_fm_786, on Oct 30 2005, 10:53 PM, said:

I should probably print this out and show it to one of my teachers. He would be laughing his brains out if he read this

Very Funny. caught him at his true brilliance. a good one for a person no one remembers (kerry) when asked if he would have gone to war with iraq he said, "you bet we might have." ....

[SakuraSong]

Actually, I think that it's useless to poke fun at him. Abeit the stuff he said may be misleading or downright....erghed....it still doesn't change anything.

Unless you were all bored and didn't want to do your homework. Then I understand

(Note, I said USELESS, not stupid).

[Shadae]

DrugSummit, on 18 October 2005 - 07:53 PM, said:

Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004
#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004


#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

number 2 sounds wrong