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[Neo]

What happens when a fly falls in a cup of coffee?

Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks away.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese and gets himself a new cup of coffee.
Palestinian: Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee. Relates the issue to violence. Asks the UN for aid. Takes a loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses it for terror.

[Xilenx]

hahaha, its offensive, but its funny

[z2z007]

man that was funny,

[wretched]

hey, i dont think anyone of us including me would get rid of the insect and still drink the coffee :?

[danil2fast4u]

yeah right....our lunch food is infested with lunch lady hair. We see it and we know its there, and we still eat the food

[z2z007]

Uh... shouldn't the Englishman, Chinese, and Japanese most probably be drinking tea instead of coffee?

[Xilenx]

I'm sure an Englishman, Chinese, and Japanese would like to have a cup of coffee once in a while.

And how come the Enlish get the "men", while the asians are getting denied? HUH?!

[StrongBad]

Hey while we're on that topic, what about the American,? we're the ones that whupped britain twice(in case you don't know, War of 1812) and saved them twice (wwI n II) so i think it should be more an Englishpansy than Englishman

[LeonM]

right, they did save our asses in world war 3 tho....

and thats off topic anyway

and if im correct, The five second rule can be traced to be a native american tradition. (just kidding)

[Xilenx]

Heh, I bet it originates from college, and when you're strap for cash and food, you start to believe in these "rules". Which evidently works.

[WEBS]

lmao good one neo!

[StrongBad]

college? please it originates when you were little and everything tasted good off the floor.... Still does (especially if its junior's cheesecake)

[Xilenx]

Hmm maybe. But I'm sure some teacher was there to tell you not to do that, and how dirty it is, etc. I was a teachers assistant for two summers, I've seen it.

However, at this age, you should never let a bit of your junior's cheesecake fall. it is just so good that you shouldn't be allowed to eat if it did fall. you'll disgrace the cake.

[wretched]

How much is Junior's cheesecake? a friend of mine said it's really expensive...

[z2z007]

All I know is that Junior's make really good cheesecakes, though I hate cheesecakes personaly. hehehe

[Xilenx]

It is pretty expensive, I havent been to the juniors near our school, but the one in grand central, and a very small small cheescake, entitled "junior kid's or kiddie junior's cheesecake" will run you about 4+

It's like the size of the icecream they serve in our school in the little containers.

Is it worth all 4? I'm not sure about that yet.

[LeonM]

It is, I don't like cheesecake, but that is some of the best tasting stuff i've ever tasted.

[StrongBad]

Juniors' is the best stuff on earth (move over snapple), yeah its pretty expensive but its worth it. If you buy it as a dessert when you eat there, its cheaper than to go.

[wretched]

and i thought the snapple was mad expensive...

[Prezmet]

Why was that post funny again? I just thought it was offensive. Don't get me wrong. Offensive jokes can be funny but that last joke...