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Started by Guest_yoicks_*, Jul 05 2007 07:28 PM

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Posted 05 July 2007 - 07:28 PM

The sources are unimpeachable and the language is not ungrammatical. Let�s count down:

Doctor No is Fired � Blondie Bumstead is no longer the A�POOP for September. She is being bumped down to AP of Guidance. Shehee is pi$$ed! Oh, no, Doctor! Bad things can happen to stupid people.
Fat and Fatter � Triple Foulup is now the APO (a bump up).
Key Lime Pie � The AP of Alligators is now the AP of Futurity (Triple Foulup�s old position; a bump up)
Laziest But Not Least �Well, let�s just say there is an AP vacancy (the AP of Alligators) that needs to be lled. Furthermore, Stupid isn�t working at Tech this summer. Who is the acting Subject AP for the summer? The Fat One�s old sycophant AP at his old school; some tattooed teacher that the Fat One is very friendly with. Who would the Fat One love to get rid of most in the Subject department? Who does the Fat One think is the cause for the slope decline in the quality of teacher in this department? Who would the Fat One love to push out of the way most so he can rap his obese digits around us and squeeze us dry? Who is an expert at doing nothing in the department and would be perfect at the AP of Alligators position? Who? Who? Who? (Sound of an owl in the background�)