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[ironlak]

Lets make a story by parts that never ends. So I write a part, someone else another, so on and so forth.

You wake up on the Wiliamsburg bridge at night. You check your watch, which displays the hour of 3 AM. You walk to the end of the bridge, and find your self on the lower east side. you start walking to the Spring street station when suddenly a bullet passes an inch from your face...

[ClEMeNt]

You immediately take out a snake from inside of your slippers

[DBest]

ClEMeNt, on 15 July 2010 - 02:10 PM, said:

You immediately take out a snake from inside of your slippers

Which transforms into a long floating vehicle. Jumping on to the weird device, you mumble to yourself, "so they found me." You climb faster, and higher into the air. You can't help but feel anxious by how quiet the city is, perhaps too quiet. A portal opens in front of you, you let out a relieved sigh. Suddenly, your vehicle starts to malfunction from an attack from behind.

[Sulate]

It turns out, it wasn't a snake but a a willy wonka chocolate bar. You won the raffle for a tour of the chocolate factory

[johnathan]

Sulate, on 15 July 2010 - 03:43 PM, said:

It turns out, it wasn't a snake but a a willy wonka chocolate bar. You won the raffle for a tour of the chocolate factory

Which melts just the second after you get into the portal. You're at an abandoned gas station in Texas and you hijack a truck. You're driving in the desert. With nothing but your Metrocard and a slim jim. You see a river. Leaving your truck a half mile behind, you run for it. When you're there you see two figures setting fire to your car and coming in your direction fast...

[DoodleKid]

DBest, on 15 July 2010 - 03:43 PM, said:

Which transforms into a long floating vehicle. Jumping on to the weird device, you mumble to yourself, "so they found me." You climb faster, and higher into the air. You can't help but feel anxious by how quiet the city is, perhaps too quiet. A portal opens in front of you, you let out a relieved sigh. Suddenly, your vehicle starts to malfunction from an attack from behind.

Just short of entering the portal, you begin to fall. You see the bits and pieces of what once was your flying machine crumble and splash into the East River which flows below you.

Struggling to engage your backup exo-suit hidden beneath your shirt, a loud screech rings in your ear. You look up and you see the shimmer of what would appear to be a pair of large shining bugs.

Winged Creapers.

5 feet tall metallic beings in the form of bugs... They possess 4 wings, though their true method of flight is through the jets blaring behind them. Their wings merely serve as additional things to cut you with, as if their 6 jagged arms (2 of which are equipped with guns) weren't enough. Wearing glossy black armor all along their bodies, these Winged Creapers would appear to be mere machines...

But the purple glow in their eyes and along their limbs send a shivering message to you... As if they see you... As if they are aware of you...

And so they are, as they swoop down to finish you off, too impatient to wait for you to break your body upon the incoming river.

[johnathan]

DoodleKid, on 15 July 2010 - 06:15 PM, said:

Just short of entering the portal, you begin to fall. You see the bits and pieces of what once was your flying machine crumble and splash into the East River which flows below you.

Struggling to engage your backup exo-suit hidden beneath your shirt, a loud screech rings in your ear. You look up and you see the shimmer of what would appear to be a pair of large shining bugs.

Winged Creapers.

5 feet tall metallic beings in the form of bugs... They possess 4 wings, though their true method of flight is through the jets blaring behind them. Their wings merely serve as additional things to cut you with, as if their 6 jagged arms (2 of which are equipped with guns) weren't enough. Wearing glossy black armor all along their bodies, these Winged Creapers would appear to be mere machines...

But the purple glow in their eyes and along their limbs send a shivering message to you... As if they see you... As if they are aware of you...

And so they are, as they swoop down to finish you off, too impatient to wait for you to break your body upon the incoming river.

And suddenly Chuck Norris appears from nowhere and destroys all the winged creepers with a single roundhouse kick. Sending flying metal throughout the sky.

[ClEMeNt]

johnathan, on 15 July 2010 - 06:31 PM, said:

And suddenly Chuck Norris appears from nowhere and destroys all the winged creepers with a single roundhouse kick. Sending flying metal throughout the sky.

The metal falls, becomes several meteors as it reenters Earth. The metal falls all the way to the desert, where it strikes, and the world's largest sand spout begins...

[xshuvax]

which kills everybody.. the end ;p

[Sulate]

I'm in tears

[ClEMeNt]

xshuvax, on 15 July 2010 - 08:58 PM, said:

which kills everybody.. the end ;p

Wrong.
And at the end of it, a large uranium deposit unearthed by the sandspout is spread all over the world. Let the age of the zombies begin.

[DBest]

However Chuck Noris is somehow unaffected by the uranium and uses his power of awesomeness to return you to what you were before. You both awake several days later by the river side, contemplating what happened. Chuck Noris wondering what those things were, you wondering if Chuck Noris is immortal. You begin to get up and shake off the debris. You see Chuck Noris staring at the sky. You question what he's staring at. He replies, "My time is near, but yours is beginning. It's time."



lol i love this topic

[DoodleKid]

THEN SUDDENLY, A WILD PIKACHU APPEARS.

In it's flurry of anger, it hops onto Chuck Norris's neck and gnaws his head off.

"OMNOMNOMROMNOMROMROMRAAAAGE." it grumbles.

And now, it looks you in your eyes with it's eyes. IT'S BEADY BLACK SOULLESS EYES.

[johnathan]

DoodleKid, on 16 July 2010 - 01:13 AM, said:

THEN SUDDENLY, A WILD PIKACHU APPEARS.

In it's flurry of anger, it hops onto Chuck Norris's neck and gnaws his head off.

"OMNOMNOMROMNOMROMROMRAAAAGE." it grumbles.

And now, it looks you in your eyes with it's eyes. IT'S BEADY BLACK SOULLESS EYES.

Then a Blue Eyes White Dragon swoops out of the atmosphere and annihilates the Pikachu.

[ClEMeNt]

johnathan, on 16 July 2010 - 11:36 AM, said:

Then a Blue Eyes White Dragon swoops out of the atmosphere and annihilates the Pikachu.

You have activated the trap card! Blue Eyes White Dragon is sent to the graveyard.

[johnathan]

ClEMeNt, on 16 July 2010 - 12:28 PM, said:

You have activated the trap card! Blue Eyes White Dragon is sent to the graveyard.

You draw a Monster Reborn. In which you summon Chuck Norris, and his special effect terminates all of his opponent's effect/spell/magic/trap cards from the field. He uses Flying Fists Of Fury and Pikachu us gone.

[DoodleKid]

And then a pack of wild Pac-Men emerge from hell and eats everyone up.

The end.

[johnathan]

DoodleKid, on 16 July 2010 - 01:58 PM, said:

And then a pack of wild Pac-Men emerge from hell and eats everyone up.

The end.

No, you forgot to put in the second quarter which makes them regular Pac-Men and and easy kills for Chuck Norris.

5 kills.
Predator Missle.

[DoodleKid]

THEN SUDDENLY, MASTER CHIEF.

[Tang]

THEN KAYNE WEST SHOWS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!