Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. roasted informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. roasted addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. roasted let him through the gate.
St. roasted turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. roasted turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
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Qualifying for Heaven
Started by mnmn, Mar 25 2011 02:09 AM
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Posted 25 March 2011 - 02:09 AM
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Posted 26 March 2011 - 01:31 AM
LOL just saw this, that's pretty funny
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Posted 26 March 2011 - 09:28 AM
Made me chuckle :D
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