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Who Goes To Tech?
08 December 2011 - 09:37 PM
THE HULK DOES!
27 September 2011 - 07:30 PM
This topic is bound to come up with the recent changes to the home page.
We have all noticed and complained about that huge social network that have gotten its own movie.
Well, ever since the "ticker" option, many users have threatened to quit and switch over to the rising competitor, Google +.
Guess what, silly little people of Facebook? After this new update, you will die. You will convulse with spasms. You will delete every trace of your facebook. Why? Cause the NEW update will contain something unfathomably stalkeristic.
Introducing:
The Facebook Timelines
Yes! It's what you think it is!
A timeline of your entire history on facebook, documenting every single status update you made, how old you were, and it even goes to when you were born. But that's alright, cause everyone loves being a pedobear at one time or another.
Fortunately, your parents never bothered to make a facebook account when you were taking your first steps and uploading all of the baby photos they can onto Facebook (phew).
However, that doesn't mean your timeline from when you were born is empty.
All friends who have their birthdays displayed to their friends/public will have their birthdays stamped onto the timeline.
Pretty stalkerific if you have full access to the profile.
Besides the ticker showing your constant movements, this new feature of Facebook will pretty much map out all of your hilarious/embarrassing statuses and moments for EVERYONE to see! :D (Unless you enabled your privacy settings to the max)
So. Who's ready to switch over to Google+?
We have all noticed and complained about that huge social network that have gotten its own movie.
Well, ever since the "ticker" option, many users have threatened to quit and switch over to the rising competitor, Google +.
Guess what, silly little people of Facebook? After this new update, you will die. You will convulse with spasms. You will delete every trace of your facebook. Why? Cause the NEW update will contain something unfathomably stalkeristic.
Introducing:
The Facebook Timelines
Yes! It's what you think it is!
A timeline of your entire history on facebook, documenting every single status update you made, how old you were, and it even goes to when you were born. But that's alright, cause everyone loves being a pedobear at one time or another.
Fortunately, your parents never bothered to make a facebook account when you were taking your first steps and uploading all of the baby photos they can onto Facebook (phew).
However, that doesn't mean your timeline from when you were born is empty.
All friends who have their birthdays displayed to their friends/public will have their birthdays stamped onto the timeline.
Pretty stalkerific if you have full access to the profile.
Besides the ticker showing your constant movements, this new feature of Facebook will pretty much map out all of your hilarious/embarrassing statuses and moments for EVERYONE to see! :D (Unless you enabled your privacy settings to the max)
So. Who's ready to switch over to Google+?
